Friday, April 6, 2012

RF advisory/ Monitoring WARNING



Beginning to see free agent Latah Force Psychoconstrictors lurking the area south of Fountain between La Brea and Paramount. Self-styled vato brujeros with an affinity for wearing iridescent stripper catsuits under paramilitary tactical armor,  they employ bizarre arrays of homemade antenna structures atop their paper mâché Aztec spirit helmets. It is not currently known exactly what spiritual agency they are the operatives of, or by what means they receive the Signal that they obey.It is whispered that they psychically possess the electronic devices that a gabacho owns, then use Linux-coded witchcraft to own his MIND!

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